"am I the only bulldozer here?"

["am I the only bulldozer here?"]

[man-among-titans]

This is the best shitpost I’ve made so far and I hate it.

[tyrantofthefirmament]

@shockb00b

["am I the only bulldozer here?"]

[sugar-drift]

skyfire bean commission for @victorion !

[reminder that i’m doin bean comms like this for only $5 !!]

["am I the only bulldozer here?"]

jessicatheimmortalhuman asked:

Dating headcannon with TFP Airachnid? that's not weird to ask, right?

until-all-are-one answered:

Not at all! 

TFP Airachnid:

• She’s rather possessive and definitely over-protective of you. You are hers and no one else’s. She makes sure to remind you of that, not that you’d forget
  
• She isn’t actually that good at conveying her emotions, especially love, so when she realised she was in love with you she just.. kinda stopped. 
• She didn’t really confess actually, either. You had both been taking about something, and she just kissed you out of nowhere. You were a little surprised, and super embarrassed
• She likes to flirt with you, a lot. She has no shame, and will probably flirt anywhere at any time. Megatron’s in the room? You’re on the phone to someone? None of that matters, she’ll get you flustered anyway 

["am I the only bulldozer here?"]

[breakdownsbuttlights]

Breakdown’s so pleased to have a stake in this conflict that he can’t resist introducing Bulkhead, and Airachnid’s already decided that Breakdown is so inconsequential that she’s cutting him out of the interaction. A similar scenario will arise in “Crossfire” with deadly consequences.

[pet-pet-owo]

I lost my shit at this seen

["am I the only bulldozer here?"]

My mom had some etra rainbow yarn so I asked her to make a little lgbt hat for chomedome

["am I the only bulldozer here?"]

Filthy Habit

[shamansantics]

To add my voice to the humans are space orcs headcanon…

Nail-biting.

Considered a “filthy habit” by humans, it *horrifies* aliens who are all like OH MY GOD the human is EATING ITSELF ALIVE OMG OMG RUUUUUUN BEFORE IT EATS US NEXT!!!!

And when the crewmembers report this no one believes it at first but after a while the ship captain and CMO fearfully approach their human crewmember and catch her in the act.

CMO: Human Theresa… are the rations you are allocated insufficient for your needs?

Theresa: Um… no? I mean yes. I mean er… I eat enough yeah. Why?
*chews cuticles absentmindedly*

CMO: *cringes in horror*

Captain: THEN WHY ARE YOU EATING YOURSELF!??!

Theresa: *blushes and takes hands out of mouth* I know, I know, it’s a filthy habit. I can’t stop though, I never even notice I’m doing it till someone points it out.

Captain: *horrified* You… you don’t NOTICE that you are self-cannibalizing. O.O

CMO: We have to put you on suicide watch. This attempt at self-destruction must be halted. Don’t worry, Human Theresa. We will help you. Thank the stars we caught this problem before you gnawed off a limb!

Theresa: Umm… O.o *absentmindedly chewing on pinky nail*

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[savagememesmaster]

Wear the proper protection to avoid the spread of these pest. 😂😂😂

[pet-pet-owo]

Every time I went to the YMCA I would always be very mother when they weren’t being supervised by the counclers. Lots would follow me and I would always get them out of trouble but I got really tired sometimes. I would have to hide. (Like in the woods and deep end of the pool)

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Anonymous asked:

I don't think KO has an insignia. I've looked for it while watching the show and while look at screencaps, but I have yet to see it

roboverload answered:

apparently it’s on his ass

[mycarhasasecret]

[roboverload]

I meant like, vehicle mode ass, but he doesn’t actually have one? I went looking through all his scenes in the show for all the places cons typically have insignias (the grill, chest, arms, trunk and the horn) and he didn’t have it anywhere, so there’s that

[mycarhasasecret]

[pet-pet-owo]

We now know his number

["am I the only bulldozer here?"]

I really want Lucifer

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[bi-polar-oid]

dinners ready

[lakidaa]

( ._.)./ an explanation: 

The dog has an issue where his esophagus doesn’t work right; it doesn’t get food in there right because it’s all stretched out and stuff. So what dog owners (and cat owners and I guarantee you the cat ones look goofier) do is make a highchair and feed them upright so gravity can be a hero. It’s also really cute. 

The disorder is called Megaesophagus. 

Here is a cat with the same disorder in his eatin’ sock. 

[crick3tknight]

EATIN’ SOCK

[pluckychicken]

ALWAYS REBLOG THE EATIN’ SOCK

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

EATIN’ SOCK IM CRYING

[hornygold]

This is how far humans will go to care for their furry friends.

[pet-pet-owo]

Sock cat I would die for you